He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
