When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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