I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
