their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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