You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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