fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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