the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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