no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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