She's JV to your varsity
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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