Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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