I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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