Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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