return my video game
You can't special order awesome
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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