i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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