if i can run in heels then i can drive
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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