Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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