Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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