So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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