And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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