Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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