Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
So squirting runs in the family.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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