ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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