I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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