I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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