Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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