Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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