will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
