I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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