Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
