Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We are two peas in an std pod
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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