Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Randomize
