Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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