don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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You. Win. At. Life.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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