i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
His nipple licking is glorious
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