we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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