I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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