I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize