don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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