I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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