You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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