No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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