Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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