Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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