She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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