Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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