Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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