if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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