wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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