you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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