Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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