Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
