we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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