ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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