Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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