Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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