If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it because I queefed?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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