I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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