(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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