ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
