walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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